Tonganoxie... -MF

so here in kansas and andrew & ferrell have been pumping out some hot new jams. on a side note whenever you can use the phrase "pumping out hot jams", or "hot new jams", and what have you, i strongly encourage it. so thats going on as well as staying up late and watching horrible & interesting things. for example when you're up until 3, 4, in the morning there's not much on. last night i was roped into a show on the animal planet channel about the dark-side of animals. i.e. chimps (obvious) and dolphins (what? dolphins? who the fuck would think that a dolphin could be an asshole?) yeah, dolphins, not nice! two different shows back to back. anyway the chimps, pretty standard couple of them go on patrol and sometimes see an outsider, gang up on him, like 12 to 1 and take turns stomping, biting, dragging, and ripping his genitals off and his throat out. who didnt see that coming? they are chimps everyone knows they're evil. now dolphins on the other hand? forget it. out of left field. where to begin? well they are one of few species that have sex for recreation and social purposes, the males will dominate and intimidate other male dolphins buy ganging up and... well prison style. you know what i'm sayin'? they will also kill a females calf to get her to want to reproduce again. like she has a young calf and doesnt want to "do it" with any male dolphins and the male dolphins are all "oh, yeah we will just nix the kid and get that sweet spot going again." so i'm watching this and thinking fuck dolphins, they are not nice. anyway pretty interesting. thats all i have for now.
-seacrest out
(marshall)